Sunday, January 28, 2007

You have new Picture Mail!

Had to switch hotel tonight. First hotel didn't have any hot water. We are now at the waffle house (first time for me) nailing a smothered hash brown and waffle

New Feature for Super Bowl Week

Since the Bears do not have a chance to win the Super Bowl.. and my wife thinks they will win. I would like to start the....

" I have a better chance of [fill in the blank] than the Bears do at winning the superbowl"

I have a better chance of two asian sisters pleasuring me all night, than the Bears do winning the super bowl.

Thursday, January 25, 2007

Sunday, January 21, 2007

Super Bowl Shuffle!!

Bears Win!

Got her working

I've tasked my old lady with packing my bag for the week.

Little pick me up on a rainy day

Nailing a starbucks .. Grande mild with a little bit of cream.

Saturday, January 20, 2007

Flu Shot

Anyone get them? More importantly, do you have your children get them? Well after the horrible year we had last year (see the blogs referring to this time last year in the archives), I decided it would be best to get them this year - for all three kids. Now keep in mind, my husband won't even take a Tylenol for a headache so getting him on board was not an easy task. Since it was the first time any of them had the shot, they had to get two; the first shot and then a month later the booster. The original shot wasn't too bad. I was at a routine check up with Olivia. The Dr. suggested it, I jumped at the chance. Olivia was a piece of cake, Abbe was a bit more resistant but Grammy was visiting and I pulled her in for reinforcements. Once I picked Tyler up from school that day, I drove straight to the doctor's office got him in and he didn't know what was coming until it happened. He cried.

Now fast forward to our second shot on Friday. I originally scheduled the appointments separate. The girls in the morning and T-dog after school. Pain in the butt (no pun intended) but I didn't want to do all three at once. In the end it didn't matter because I forgot about the girls appointment. They call me to remind me of Tyler's and I beg them to squeeze the girls in. I quick-fast call Jason (he owes me because last time both girls needed shots he was hanging around with Mueller getting his oil changed) and tell him to meet me there at 4:00 pm. I pick Tyler up from school and head to the doctor's office.

He knew it was coming. "Where are we going mommy? Why? WHY? FOR MY BOOSTER???" I tried to ignore him but he is a smart boy. He cried the whole way there, all the way up the elevator and in the waiting room. He cried so much, Abbe started to cry. Great. They call our family back and I get Abbe first. Screaming, crying, screaming some more. Pass her off to Daddy. Olivia is next. No clue what's happening and quickly over it but she had some big tears. I had to practically drag T-diddy in there. He screamed and jerked and fought but we got him.

About a 1/2 hour later, I reminded him it was either the shot this year or the enema like last year..........but he still wasn't happy.

2-Points!

Tyler scored another 2 points at his basketball game today. He took it to the hole for Mommy! We were so excited and he was a bit shocked it went in! AND AND AND.....his team won their first game today!! I know, listening to the other parents some would say it's not a big deal. Or, it's not about winning. Whatever!!! I'm glad we finally won!!

Single Mommy

Next week I get to play the single-mom-of-three role. I get to pack lunches, morning crying and breakfast, bus stop duties, dinner responsibilities, laundry, housekeeping, baths and the "I'm not tired" crying from all of the kids. All by myself. SOLO. From Tuesday to Friday. Not to mention, I have a training course I HAVE to attend for work in downtown all week. From 8 am to 5 pm. Rushing to and from there will be a blast, I just hope I don't smell like spit-up or have jelly rubbed on my sleeve because of the rush. I've begged, pleaded and traded with car pool moms and after school moms so I can attend my training and my husband can go out of town. He of course, sits back and wants to know when I'm packing his bag..............

Oh.....I'll pack your bags all right.

Friday, January 19, 2007

Jack Tracker has been updated




Click on the map to track Jack around LA

Girls Cooking Daddy Dinner

Girls cooking daddy some dinner

Thursday, January 18, 2007

Saturday, January 13, 2007

Anniversary Dinner

Anniversary dinner.

Tyler tied the game!

Tie score going into the 4th. Tyler hit the basket at the buzzer. First two points of the year!!!

Abbe Enjoying Tylers Game

Abbe enjoying tylers basketball game

Thursday, January 11, 2007

Jack Bauer Facts

Due to Jack Bauer, no one looks forward to the weekend anymore, they look forward to the weekend being over, and watching 24 on Monday.

If everyone on "24" followed Jack Bauer's instructions, it would be called "12".

When someone asks him how his day is going, Jack replies, "Previously, on 24..."

Jack Bauer is the leading cause of death in Middle Eastern men.

Don't beg Jack Bauer to shoot you. He will simply shoot your wife. No man tells Jack Bauer what to do.

Jack Bauer could strangle you with a cordless phone.

Killing Jack Bauer doesn't make him dead. It just makes him angry.

Jack Bauer sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

Jack Bauer was never addicted to heroin. Heroin was addicted to Jack Bauer.

Jack Bauer played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

Jack Bauer once won a game of Connect 4 in 3 moves.

During the commercials, Jack Bauer calls the CSI detectives and solves their crimes.

When Jack Bauer was a child, he made his mother finish his vegetables.

Jack Bauer can get McDonald's breakfast after 10:30.

The Black Eyed Peas were just The Peas until Jack Bauer heard their music.

Jack Bauer doesn't speak any foreign languages, but he can make any foreigner speak English in a matter of minutes.

On a high school math test, Jack Bauer put down "Violence" as every one of the answers. He got an A+ on the test because Jack Bauer solves all his problems with Violence.

Simon Says should be renamed to Jack Bauer Says because if Jack Bauer says something then you better fucking do it.

Superman wears Jack Bauer pajamas.

When Google can't find something, it asks Jack Bauer for help.

Jack Bauer teaches a course at Harvard entitled: "Time Management: Making the Most Out Of Each Day."

Sun Tzu once wrote, "If your enemy is weaker, conquer him. If he is stronger, join him. If he is Jack Bauer, you're fucking dead."

Jack would never have given up the wet list... no one takes potential kills away from Jack Bauer.

Jack Bauer once killed so many terrorists that at one point, the #5 CIA Most Wanted fugitive was an 18-year-old teenager in Malaysia who downloaded the movie Dodgeball.

Quentin Tarantino was asked to direct a biography about Jack Bauer. He passed. It was too violent.

Tony was once shot in the neck, rushed to the hospital, underwent emergency surgery and was back on the job in just a few hours. Jack Bauer still can't believe that pussy went to the hospital first.

If Jack Bauer was gay, his name would be Chuck Norris.

You can lead a horse to water. Jack Bauer can make him drink.

All men are created equal. They are all vastly inferior to Jack Bauer.

Finding Nemo would have been vastly more exciting had Jack Bauer been looking for him.

Jack Bauer was conceived by torturing the other sperm until they gave up the location of the egg.

Jack Bauer has been to Mars. Thats why theres no life on Mars.

Cub Scouts

Cub Scouts Tonight

Birthday Dinner!

Jens pre birthday dinner

Like old times!

A real live 930!!

Monday, January 8, 2007

Sunday, January 7, 2007

Test

It's only 1/7/07.....

.....and today we threw out two big black bags of toys. Some were from this Christmas that are already broken.

Mark my words, next year Christmas will be on the beach somewhere. The kids will each get two things they really want. No more of all this "crap" everywhere.

On another note, while de-cluttering the house, we decided it was high time that Abbe Mae, aka Jason Jr., starts to sleep in her own room. We took apart her bed and moved her into Olivia's room. No turning back. I haven't slept a full night since 2003, so the screaming and crying hopefully won't effect me much more.

This weeks line up

But the real fun starts Saturday. Im taking the old lady out to eat Saturday night for her Birthday/Anniversary (If anyone knows how long we have been married if we got married Jan 1003 please leave a comment, we dont know.) I told her to line up her parents to watch the kids. Im thinking of taking her someplace where I might need to wear pants, maybe even ironed washed pants. Which will probably mean i'll have to shave, which will lead into a hair cut. This may not be a good idea. I told her I would like to do a little hotel action saturday night, but she said no.. never heard that before. Glad I got a vasectomy.



Probably just as well, ill just be thinking about Jack Bauer and how hard of time he has had while being in Chinese Custody. What a incredible 2 hours Sunday night is going to be. What a even better monday night, 2 more hour.

Tyler's back to school tommorow. Damn public school, hes been off for a month. He's sad Grampa Mike is gone. This week basketball practice got changed to Monday night, leaving my Thursday night open for Cub Scouts. We have a meeting with the school this week for the encore program.. he's smart like his old man.

Olivia is about to walk, she has a little tooth poking out of her bottom gum. She likes to take Abbe's choopa loopa out of her mouth and drink from Abbe's sippy cup. I hate sippy cups. I wish she would just sleep through the night. My wife has this habit of waking me up when she gets up to take care of her.

Abbe, well Abbe is my little girl. Shes talking more and more, she says "Zip it" pretty good. Her little way of telling somebody to shut up. She's a little stuborn and mean. Reminds me of somebody.

OHHH! And yesterday we naild a Chica Fila, and you never guess whats opening up next to it?? A Golden Corral!! Man what a great lunch option for work!!!